"There are 2 types of hoomans. Evil hoomans, those who hate cats like me. And Angel hoomans, hommans that like me. But, hoomans are stupid sometimes. They always cry and I don't know why. I can't stand looking at them crying, so I cuddle with them to make them shut their noisy wails. I cannot speak, but my gestures are enough to make hoomans feel better."