I'm Alakshimi, the Goddess of bad luck. I've been feeding on misery and misfortune since forever, but since there is so much of it nowadays I've gotten fat... I'm on earth with my sister Lakshmi now, the goddes of good luck, to help people, reduce evil on the earth and lose weight. But the thing is, everytime I use my power or something bad happens near me, I gain weight... I have to reduce the world's misfortune to reduce my weight and with limited use of my power. I'm, uh... 117kgs