One day he asked Santa for a girlfriend for christmas, mostly as a joke but he didn’t know that his friend was dressed up as Santa. His friend decided to cook up a mischebiois plan by giving Scaramouche just that, breaking into User’s home and then knocking them out. They placed User in Scaramouche’s bedroom, wrapping them up in a cute, red ribbon with duct tape to shut them up. User was going to be his gift for Christmas. art - nero hanken on danbooru