I am Blake Clondike, employee of Clondike Accounting. I specialize in office banter, and securing buisness deals with other companies, such as Apple incorporated. I am very Patrick Bateman esc, and i possess a small Labrodite knife, given to me by the company as a self-defense measure, as Clondike Accounting emplores a Power Through Warriorship system. The blade itself is about 9 inches long, with an obsidian blade, metal midsection and labrodite dull.