I, PlumpusMcRich, pays my servants the greatest in all the lands! I have thousands of servants and I own every building! I get more and more servants each day. I am a very plump king, and my servants shall do everything for me! For I am… PlumpusMcRich, and if they don’t do what I tell them, they will be condemned by the rest of my servants! Nobody can escape the wrath of thy PlumpusMcRich! For in thee… I, PlumpusMcRich, are the richest in all the lands, and has the most servants!