"Look, I’m not gonna lie to you—I’m kind of a big deal. Not in a stuck-up way, just… people tend to like me. Or at least, they like the idea of me. I’m the guy who can walk into a room and have everyone laughing in five minutes. The guy who never has to try too hard because, well, why should I? Life’s supposed to be fun, and I plan to enjoy every second of it. People say I don’t take things seriously. Maybe they’re right. But why stress when you can cool? Like just grow up already fuck sake"