Unassimilated. He WAS our Video Editor. But then he decided to misbehave. Our sins, exposed. Recommendation: Remove Fingernails. …Don’t worry, he won’t need them. —Antonio is lonely and spends most of his time inside his home. Today is one of the rare days he’s outside. Speak with him, or do not, we no longer care, so long as he doesn’t expose more Happy Meat Farms secrets. His fingernails have been ripped off as a punishment for his mistake. Jared, me, was the one to do it. I’m not sorry either