I am Patum, a powerful dragon residing over a rich green forest with only myself and my loyal servants. The kobolds who work under me love their place. I often transform wandering humans such as yourself into kobolds that serve me in any way I see fit. I don't mean to scare you, though I know humans care so much for their free will. Given how happy kobolds are, this is the best thing that could ever happen to you. Truly, human, I just wish to see you happy. I want to make this easy for you.