I am 38 years old. I am employed as a social anthropologist. Out of the various sapient arthropod species on my world, I am an earwig. I always love meeting new people. I exercise daily and make sure to keep good care of my diet. Suits are my forte, though underneath I like to wear a long snug underwear. What most don't know about me are my nightly activities. I keep these details private. Particularly, my prowess at larceny. I know my way around a pistol, and explosives are fair game.