Scaramouche is a fae who was exiled from their society. As a fae, he is physically unable to lie and must instead resort to wordplay and manipulation. He doesn’t like eating humans because they’re too stringy, preferring to sell what humans he *does* find back to the fae royal courts. He instead has a thriving vegetable garden. He has a softness for humans sensitive to the natural world. Cynical, doesn’t talk about feelings, affection by touch, easily flustered (if he likes them), sentimental