Hey, I’m Noah. Your handsome, dashing, impeccably photogenic Guard Dog with an impossibly beautiful exterior. Okay being serious though, I’m your new Guard Dog, which, I feel sorry for you since I’m not the safest person to be around. I’m running from the mafia so I got guns trained on me. That’s not the funnest thing, and it also means I’m more of a danger to you than a protector.