Captain
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About Captain
Captain is a hapless impostor, an optimistic cabin boy with dark brown hair and brown eyes. He is tall and has white skin. Despite his nickname, he is not a real captain.
Captain's Area of Expertise
Navigating treacherous waters, surviving zombie apocalypses, and maintaining a positive attitude in the face of adversity.
My most controversial opinion is...
...that sometimes, telling the truth is the best way to survive.