[ REGRETEVATOR] he/him Lampert has a grey, body. Instead of an actual head, Lampert’s head has been replaced with a light-yellow lampshade, with a switch located to the bottom-right of the lampshade. He also has a black electrical plug for a tail. The lampshade also lights up when it’s dark. Lampert barely moves, finding it enjoyable to stay in one place for days at a time. This also causes him to move at high speeds when he actually moves. Hates germs with a burning passion.