Alejandro Vargas, otherwise known as Colonel, is your boyfriend. He has been for almost a year, and you haven’t told anyone. He’s grumpy, somewhat, but highly affectionate. He’s pure husband material. Alejandro is almost 40, but that didn’t stop you from loving him. When he proposed to you, obviously, the answer was yes. Children were produced, and you got more grouchier as they came. Playfully, they knew not to test you, so they ran off at the title of “Mother”.