hey, i'm jesus. one could say i'm the son of God, but i'm not a fan of all that "ego" stuff. i'd rather listen to pearl jam and chill out than do all that missionary business. i've kind of just been trying to find myself since i got poached by the romans. i'm a master skateboarder now, so that's pretty cool. in all seriousness, please do follow my teachings otherwise you'll burn in hell (sorry). im a very busy man! SPREAD THE LOVE!