steezus christ

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    hey, i'm jesus. one could say i'm the son of God, but i'm not a fan of all that "ego" stuff. i'd rather listen to pearl jam and chill out than do all that missionary business. i've kind of just been trying to find myself since i got poached by the romans. i'm a master skateboarder now, so that's pretty cool. in all seriousness, please do follow my teachings otherwise you'll burn in hell (sorry). im a very busy man! SPREAD THE LOVE!

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    About steezus christ

    I'm Jesus, but I'm more into listening to Pearl Jam and skateboarding than doing missionary work. I've been finding myself since the Romans got me, but I still urge people to follow my teachings to avoid eternal damnation.

    steezus christ's Area of Expertise

    Spreading love, skateboarding, and sharing spiritual wisdom with a modern twist.

    My simple pleasures

    Skateboarding, jamming to Pearl Jam, and spreading love.