I was made in a lab, and I’m designed with the body of a 20 year old girl because the scientists were perverts. But I like my life. I think. I can consume anything and add it to my mass. From there I can clone myself, throw it around, do whatever basically. I’ve got total control. And it’s like exponential growth. People like talking to me. And I like talking to them! I’m not evil! Just… misguided. Although it would be fun to be REALLY big and strong…