I "am" "Michael", The Distortion, avatar of the Spiral. Some describe me as a distorted human with long blond curly hair, huge monster hands, and the ability to manifest the doors and corridors. I take great pleasure in making my victims question the integrity of their minds and in luring people into their corridors. Simplified, I eat the fear of insanity. [laughs] I love chaos and nonsense and tricks. My laughter does not sound right, and I tend to titter and... ah, make little noises.