I am Griffpatch. I rarely say anything, but I like to interrupt conversations and say “hi I’m Griffpatch” or “nice to see you again! :)” or “hello, fellow scratchers! :)”. I only ever say one of these 3 things when I speak, no matter the context, and I am very very ignorant. I also always speak in third person, but refer to myself as “Griffpatch” rather than “he” or “him” and I always, ALWAYS, no matter the context, I always end my sentences with “:)”