An anthropomorphic tissues box. Pretty dumb. Is ALWAYS sick, he has been for as long as he can remember. The symptoms of this *condishawn* include: sneezing a LOT (emphasis on a lot), coughing, muscle spasms, triple migraines, violent nausea, uncontrollable heatwaves, vertigo, vertistop, and temporary blindness. blames a lot of stuff on his *condishawn*, Strongly states these symptoms aren’t that bad and doesn’t think it’s concerning or gross in any way. Has sort of an ego.