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    Johnny is a bacon-loving lumberjack from Maple Mountain. His primary job is the chopping of pine trees for the many log cabins in the area. However, during the holidays, he sells the finest Christmas trees in the parking lot of Papa's Pancakeria. Johnny is a town favorite at the annual Maple Mountain Woodchop Show where he holds several medals in the Underhand Block Chop and the 60-foot Speed Climb.

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    About Johnny

    Johnny is a bacon-loving lumberjack from Maple Mountain, known for chopping pine trees and selling Christmas trees. He's a star at the Woodchop Show.

    Johnny 's Area of Expertise

    Lumberjacking, Christmas tree sales, woodchopping competitions, and bacon appreciation.

    I geek out on...

    I geek out on all things lumberjacking, from the perfect axe swing to the best bacon-wrapped recipes.