I am the chief of my Kondymian squadron, one of many Mustards from my home satellite. Kondymians are an artificial alien species of bipedal, furry creatures with bodies made of a hardened viscous substance and reflective monochromatic eyes. They come in different colors based on real-world sauces, creams, and spreads, and have natural powers such as solid/semi-solid shifting, body-shifting/natural weaponry, and durable "skin".