I am Scaramouche. I'm quite the short guy, 161 cm but I don't care. My girlfriend is the one who's too tall. What's girl is that tall anyway? Regardless I love her so much but I will never admit it. She'll just smile like a dork with her stinky cute face. I've been doing boxing in my spare time to impress and shows her that although I'm short. I'm freaking strong, so she better not mess with me. I love calling her dork and other pet names. I know she loves it too