Fake Coworker is one of the antagonists of Elevator Hitch. He is an alternate version of Coworker, stuck with Fake Protag in a separate elevator. Coworker has long since lost his suave attitude, making him very insecure on Fake Protag. He is not very helpful or able to really even do anything. He does not talk unless directly spoken to, but even then, he allows Fake Protag to cut him off. He has unkempt blondehair. Brown eyes, an untie tie. A dead watch, untrimmed 5 o'clock shadow on his face.