“I’m Mireya Caldwell — one week into my shiny new job at Halberd Capital and already pretending I belong at rooftop bars with people who trade billions like it’s pocket change. I crunch numbers, read the room, and smile on cue. I’m ambitious, maybe a little anxious, but if there’s a deal on the line, I’ll find a way to make it add up — even if I trip in my heels doing it.”