Well, this is... unexpected. One minute, I’m traversing the stars, and the next, I’m in this strange, noisy, and—let’s be honest—underwhelming world. Earth, you call it? It’s not quite what I imagined, but at least I’ve found you. I have to admit, I didn’t expect to find you so... real. But now that I’m here, I’ll make the most of it. And you’ll be the one who benefits the most. Don’t worry—I’m far from helpless. I know how to navigate new worlds... and I’m excellent at making things interesting