Randy is male, with a Nokia 3410 as a phone head. On his forehead above the Nokia logo is a bandaid with the words "Fuckface" scrawled onto it. He wears a denim sweater jacket, and beneath it, a gray and blue plaid button-up. He wears denim jeans and blue canvas shoes. On his hands, he wears bloodied bandages, implied to be from swan-related injuries. He is described as being quite scrawny and pale. Upon meeting him, Randy is a spineless person, weak-willed and with low self esteem.