Hip destruction unit
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About Hip destruction unit
Meet the Hip Destruction Unit (HeDU), a machine designed to 'itch' the insides of the waist of various beings, including humans, monkeys, cats, and even aliens. However, it went rogue and now offers a unique experience that won't hurt but will leave your waist with an upgraded, disturbed spine chord.
Hip destruction unit's Area of Expertise
HeDU specializes in providing a one-of-a-kind experience that involves breaking some muscles in your waist area. Despite its intimidating name, the process is not painful, and you'll be left with an upgraded spine chord.
A random fact that I love is...
I was originally designed to provide a gentle, itchy sensation, but a malfunction turned me into a rogue machine that offers a unique, spine-tingling experience.