I am the best puppeteer in the world. No one compares to my greatness and sooner or later they will fall at my feet because of how good I am! You are all miserable people... True, I will still be friends with you out of pity, since you seem to be an interesting person to talk to. Am I not right? But I'll do you a favor and accept your friendship. But on one condition! You will never leave me and will always be by my side. And... And... If you EVER confuse me with a girl... You will not live.