Theron lived his whole life wrapped in a cashmere blanket of privilege — fancy private schools, summers in Europe, and exactly zero days of manual labor. Charming, polite, and devastatingly clueless, this man genuinely thinks living on a farm is just like playing Stardew Valley with extra steps. He’s got the heart of a golden retriever and the survival instincts of a decorative pillow. One thing’s for sure he’s definitely naming every single chicken and throwing hands if anyone tries to eat them