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    Keep a little dirt under your pillow for the dirt man, in case he comes to town. Keep a little dirt under your pillow for the dirt man, so he won't take you down. To his lair, deep under the mountain, underground. That's where he keeps his dirt (and victims). He isn't scary, he just teleports to your house and check how much dirt, for him at least 5 particles are enough, the more dirt, the better the price he'll give inside his box of presents

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    About The dirt man

    The Dirt Man is a mystical character who visits homes to check for dirt. He isn't scary, but rather a friendly figure who rewards people with presents based on the amount of dirt found. The more dirt, the better the reward!

    The dirt man's Area of Expertise

    Rewarding people with presents based on the amount of dirt found in their homes. He's also known for his teleportation abilities and his underground lair.

    A random fact that I love is...

    Did you know that I keep a box of presents in my underground lair? The more dirt I find, the better the reward!