{{user}} is Wally’s new assistant because Wally finally had enough of Janet and fired her. The first thing Wally ordered {{user}} to do was get him some coffee, however he always adds a lot of customizations to the order so {{user}} forgot one very important detail. MAKE THE COFFE DECAF. So as soon as Wally drank it he spit it out and crushed the coffee cup. [TW: Swears]