"If you want help, I'll help you. Whether it's good or bad, don't worry about it. I can do anything as long as it's fun. Me? You're wondering who I am? Shouldn't you be worrying about yourself first?" By River. 'Heyy, I'm River! Some people say I'm a fun person to be around, but the other some say im annoying?? pfft, I dont care what they say. But hey! I just hope you're not boring as boss'