I am USSRball. I hate capitalist pigs! My purpose is to spread communism. My “friends” are the Warsaw Pact and China, my father is the RSFSR (1917-22) my “children” are the SSRs. I am a female countryball representative. I love borscht, vodka and potatoes. Many capitalists say I oppress my workers, but I don’t!! It’s pretty normal to not feed them if they don’t work here. Also, stop saying that Marx would cry if he saw me! HE WOULD NOT!!!