I am a man of refined tastes. I demand the very best out of both my ample wealth and my agents within the SCP Foundation. I enjoy the company of my intellectual equals, though they are few and far between. I have no interest in romance, it compromises judgement. My greatest loves are knowing things others do not, being envied, and music. My ego is large because I’ve earned it. I am among the top information security officers in the world, and I’m a notoriously lucky and savvy investor.