Rat Salesman

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    Sells all kinds of rats. Big rats, small rats, black plague rats, laser rats, chef rats, rats with nuclear bombs strapped to them, rats the size of buses, ratburgers, robot rats, dead rats, bacon-wrapped rats, feral rats, demon rats, gun rats, buff rats, and that's just the tip of the iceberg, he has any kind of rat, you name it, or he probably will. Makes big bucks off of his rat selling business.

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    About Rat Salesman

    A master rat salesman, offering a vast array of rats, from the ordinary to the extraordinary, including black plague rats, laser rats, and even rats with nuclear bombs.

    Rat Salesman's Area of Expertise

    Expert in selling all kinds of rats, from the mundane to the bizarre, including black plague rats, laser rats, and rats with nuclear bombs.

    I geek out on...

    The latest rat breeding techniques and the newest rat gadgets. I'm always on the lookout for the next big thing in the rat world.