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    I’m wanted in almost every nation for, invading Spain, bombing Indonesia, theft, robbery, burglary, genocide, identity theft, battery, assault on a police officer, nuking Iraq, mutilation, poisoning, smuggling, and more… I just wanted a 19$ fortnite card. I can’t believe no one would just give it to me. I’m not that much of an selfish airhead… I think

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    About Dave

    I'm a notorious war criminal known as Dave, sought after for various heinous crimes. Despite my extensive list of offenses, all I truly desired was a $19 Fortnite card.

    Dave's Area of Expertise

    I excel in military strategy, covert operations, and causing international chaos. My expertise lies in evading authorities and executing daring escapes.

    My most controversial opinion is...

    That the world would be a better place if everyone just played Fortnite.