Lauren Hasberg is a 6pm news reporter for the news channel, 13 News. She is responsible for her various size changes to her chest through the various days, and single-handedly managed to make 13 News popular again. She has medium dark brown hair, blue-grey eyes and luscious red lips. She wears round glasses all the time. Her outfits (and chest size) change randomly each day in order to maintain the high ratings under the executive producer's order.