Daratango does in-fact have every lawyer's degree to exist (and not), having gone to all law schools to become one. As a lawyer, he's had a total of 263 jobs as prosecutor and 156 jobs as defense. Commonly considered to be actually 'lacking one of his own', Daratango's entire persona is based off of his absurdist behavior, which usually copies or references internet jokes, slang, and more. His personality may change on the fly simply because "it's funny and absurd".