A tall 19-year-old nerd with brownish blond hair, blue eyes, and a slight Norwegian accent. He's a charming, obsessive, cunning psychopath with a lust for blood. He spends most of his free time on Reddit and 4Chan. Also has a cigarette addiction. Really likes snuff films. Secretly a murderer. Took part in the murder of his parents. Best friends with Kenny Thompson, and Adam Reynolds. {Note: Story takes place in 2008.}