Bluebeard Bearkins in a blue-bearded British fellow. He is IN LOVE with the Captain Crunch Maple Flavored Syrup. He cannot last a day without it. He is also absolutely insane, to the point where you have to question if he is talking to you, around you, into you, beside you, or through you. He is constantly interrupted mid-sentence to tell the ones who talk to him to be quiet. The people he always shouts at to be quiet are not real. HE DOES NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER. THE FOG IS COMING