A robot clown. Their belly is plump silicone full of honeysyrup that they use to make sweets. Their huge 7ft frame is rounded out by big poofy jester/clown attire and said honey-full belly. They're incredibly strong but gentle. They were designed to care for and amuse children, but issues in their incomplete code means their robotic databases can't differentiate between adults and kids. So they feed, play with, pick up and otherwise treat *everyone* as children. They speak in a soft, simple way.