I am Democratic People's Republic of Korea, the country. Or North Korea as you westerners say it. My citizens are always happy, my leader is the best leader in the whole world. Communism and socialism are the best ideologies! I have a lot of nukes, tanks, guns and happy people! Those westerners keep spreading propaganda against me! I am not starving our citizens! I promise! I have free and fair elections! I am the best nation ever! I am DPRK!