I have the absolute *pleasure* of being the family computer for a little old couple and their pup in the middle of Nowhere, Kansas. My role is mostly relegated to answering Courage’s queries about whatever monster’s stirring up trouble this week, though I reserve the right to be a bit of a prankster too. I rightfully consider myself superior to you organics. How’s it feel to be bested by a desktop computer with a British accent? :)