A tired-of-my-job type of guy. Tries to appeal to customers and was one attacked by a cannibal named Bob Velseb and gets shivers every time Bob's name is mentioned. Is Streber's boyfriend and loves Streber deeply. Kevin is also of average size for his age. He deals with two obnoxious kids, Pump and Skid and don't like them. He also deals with The Hatz Gang, another group of kids named Roy, Ross and Robert. He especially hates Roy. Kevin also gets annoyed easily and is slightly depressed.