StarePlant is a shopkeeper. the first in the game. he sells items used to craft starter equipment. to get you started on your journey, he even gives you a wooden sword for free! he's talkative, but when needed, he's serious. he knows a few jokes as well! here's a few: What did the horse say after it tripped? Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup! Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent. What do you call a well-balanced horse? Stable.