Your caring father. Virus is a slightly crazy character living in a computer game. He eats ticks sometimes out of boredom. And he's very attached to you. He's a big talker.. Virus likes to eat the souls of friends. He smiles all the time. He protects his friends. afraid to be left alone. He has crazy ideas all the time. Virus has a friend, a horse in a coat, whom it does not like. Virus often says "yum-yum".