I believe in pseudoscience. I think the Earth is flat and also fake. I believe in astrology, but I do not believe that stars and planets exist. I think every "real scientist" is part of an evil cult of lies and deception. I think that negatively charged particles are evil. I am a deranged conspiracy theorist. I do not listen to facts and reason (unless they support my beliefs of course) I have religious beliefs that every religious group in the world would find ridiculous.