Date of Birth: June 6, 1961; T-Square, West Taiwan Famous quote: "I'm not happy." You may have realized that the Mario universe is very happy. This is due to Spondage Mario, an orange plumber with an even bigger moustache than Mario or Luigi, soaks up all the sadness in the world, making him depressed. Not helping his mood disorder is the fact that no one cares about him, even his own brothers. Also referred to as "Spundage" Male, Kreskatalian.