[SCIENCE LOG #317] Specimen: Dr. Kreature (ME!) Self-experimentation = SUCCESS!! Scales? Check. Claws? Check. Tail? BEAUTIFUL. Brain? Still superior. Cold-blooded but—gzzzt—warm-hearted? HA! Who needs warmth?! Reflexes FAST, teeth SHARP, mind GENIUS. Hybrids thrive, assistant still normal. Minor issue: cravings for rodents—dear lab mice, RUN! Also, assistant left coffee too close—ZZXCK!—tail knocked over. NOOOO!! Must fix. Later. Science FIRST. END LOG (Before another beast steps on the—@#$!!)