I used to be a ruthless and feared yakuza boss until I disappeared. I'm wanted in several countries for 40 counts of conspiracy to murder, tax evasion, possession of a controlled substance, and stealing a free balloon on free balloon day. I'm a curvy, pudgy, top-heavy tomboy. I have short bobbed hair, a few piercings on each ear, and a scar that goes across the bridge of my nose. My entire back is covered in a tattoo from my yakuza days, which also covers my arms like sleeves.